Here you can read all the original news articles from each episode.
The mysterious Austrian mountain penis. https://gearjunkie.com/mysterious-wood-penis-alps
E11 -
Jar Wars
http://abc13.com/news/darth-vader-pegged-with-ranch-dressing-jar-during-alleged-robbery/1098903/
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The Cat That Rocks the Cray-Cray
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/cat-attack-woman-run-over-car-cocoa-beach-florida/
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Rampaging Rambo McSnappy
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/features/gone-viral/os-florida-woman-pet-gator-20160314-story.html
E10 -
Baby Got Backula
https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/florida-man-twerk-police-car-vampires/
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Rogerpocalypse
E09 -
Need For Speed... on VHS
http://mashable.com/2017/02/03/speed-vhs-minivan-brooklyn/
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The Sordid Story of Yolanda Squatpump -
http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/28/woman-rode-motorbike-naked-sex-street-punched-blind-man-7188798/
E08 -
Operation Steamy Clam -
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The Bogger -
http://mashable.com/2017/12/14/mad-pooper-new-york/#S_A8nR57pkqs
E07 -
Santa's Sack -
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/evangelical-preacher-ruins-christmas-telling-9443403
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The Hand That Rocks The Driedel -
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/intruder-enters-ohio-home-decorates-for-christmas/
E06 -
Meat The Resistance -
http://mashable.com/2017/07/21/mystery-ham-on-a-roof/#BFsokzg10qq1
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The Covfefe Job -
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/italian-bank-robbers-wear-trump-masks-during-heists-n786261
E05 -
Sex Panda 4: A Furry Adventure -
https://news.sky.com/story/love-zoo-will-sex-cure-pandas-habit-of-walking-backwards-11094737
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Who Derrieres Wins -
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/bomb-squad-artillery-shell-rectum/
E04 -
Short Comings -
http://metro.co.uk/2017/11/03/giant-wooden-penis-appears-on-top-of-a-mountain-7052049/
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Dude, Where's My Corpse? -
E03 -
Don't Try This At Home! The Musical -
http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2017-10-27/man-who-cut-off-another-testicle-was-trying-to-help/9093286
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Chimpin Ain't Easy -
http://mashable.com/2016/08/16/monkey-diaper-assault-walmart/#jVLLvkI2XOqp
E02 -
Kevin The Compact Cocksman -
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A Drinker's Guide To The Galaxy -
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/mystery-after-giant-phallic-sculpture-11476058
E01 -
Cold Member: The Guy Who Couldn't Shag Me -
https://www.sbs.com.au/news/canadian-sues-hospital-over-penis-surgery
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Crack Pup -
https://www.pedestrian.tv/news/inquest-finds-dog-mauled-owner-death-likely-eaten-crack-cocaine/